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Darth Mattitude


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This all started from a MSN convo myself and Jokerman had this evening.  The basics is this if you have any great insults place them here.  Put them in context if you need too.


F ucktard for example.

Anyway Pooface


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Well to be fair it is an insult thread...

OK so here goes flame each other to hell but nothing too personal e.g. no picture flaming. that will warrant an automatic 7 day ban.

do it again and its permamnent.

So the rules are relaxed in here. But don't overdo it. You know who you are...

So you have all been warned the shackles are now off....

-- Edited by Darth Mattitude at 21:37, 2007-02-17

-- Edited by Darth Mattitude at 21:37, 2007-02-17

-- Edited by Barley at 19:03, 2007-02-22

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Testical ****ting rectal wart
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"**** off you ****tard no one likes you" (Just for that son of a bitch Prohibition)

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I like breaking down other peoples opinions methodically and then breaking their spirits but if we must "TitWank" has always floated my boat.

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Ive always found Spunk Bubble rather amusing.

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I've always liked 'inbred' as an insult.

The trick is to not overdo it. I find that calling someone 'mildly retarded' stings quite a bit more than calling them say, a ****ing ****ing bastard. It's the minor details that help really shatter their confidence.

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HurricaneJD wrote:

I've always liked 'inbred' as an insult.

The trick is to not overdo it. I find that calling someone 'mildly retarded' stings quite a bit more than calling them say, a ****ing ****ing bastard. It's the minor details that help really shatter their confidence.

Your such a bastard.



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You're a bit of a bastard, yourself.

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Thanks alot, i like to think so :)

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'Your a Post Whore' seems to be a bit of a trend too...

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**** Juggling Child Molester.

Aids riddled Chlymidia victim is one we were using at the Keller last night :)

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Always like Imbcile and fishstick myself. Imbecile has to be said they way that Samurai kid says it in Samurai Warriors though. A good yell!

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Complete ****house that does the job for me if some acts like a complete ****house.
Chode is another good one also wieness does a job.
The censored word is the swear word of poo BTW.

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knob-jockey, thats what gets used in my neck of the woods

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I also like the 'Is that your nose or is it a disease' & 'If i wanted comedy i'd follow you inot the toilet putdowns'  work a treat as I have never heard a decent come back off them.

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Your so stupid you tried 2 drown a fish

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kingabz wrote:

Your so stupid you tried 2 drown a fish

Sorry dude but good thats a bit lame.



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You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”

eh?



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Getting better

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i thank u *takes a bow*

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Not that good - take that bow back this instant

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Yo' mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back!

bow worthy?

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Nah, weve heard it a million times.

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right...1 last go.....

Your family is so poor, I flicked a booger on your door and your Mama came out and said: "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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Ok this is not working. Try again soon.



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doh! ah well....

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Im just as bad so dont worry. LOL

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lmao
then u have no right 2 say my insults are crappy!!!



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Everyones a critic these days....

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Kingabz...you suck at "Yo Mama" Jokes

Let me "Rep'a'broffa"

Yo mama so fat, she finds breathing a chore
Yo Mama so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Yo Mama so fat she has her own postcode
Yo Mama smells so bad, She made right guard turn left
Yo Mama is so fat, I ran round her once and did a marathon
Yo Mama so ugly, The mirror throws up

Or the old famous

You have the face only Yo Mama could love, If she was blind, wearing sunglasses while in a dark room







Restecp



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ill leave the critisising 2 carlito...

im gonna say well done.....how long did it take u 2 find those on the net LOL

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The Breadman wrote:

Kingabz...you suck at "Yo Mama" Jokes

Let me "Rep'a'broffa"

Yo mama so fat, she finds breathing a chore
Yo Mama so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Yo Mama so fat she has her own postcode
Yo Mama smells so bad, She made right guard turn left
Yo Mama is so fat, I ran round her once and did a marathon
Yo Mama so ugly, The mirror throws up

Or the old famous

You have the face only Yo Mama could love, If she was blind, wearing sunglasses while in a dark room







Restecp


These 2 are funny. They made me laugh i will be using them soon.

And your right he does suck at 'Yo mama' jokes.



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kingabz wrote:

ill leave the critisising 2 carlito...

im gonna say well done.....how long did it take u 2 find those on the net LOL

I didn't take any off the net, because I am actually funny. I don't have to find "Jokes" on google and if they're funny enough so what...I wont use them.

LAWLROLFLMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



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Yeah but hes got more post than you Breadman so hes miles funny that you

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how does havin more posts than breadman make me funnier?...

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The Breadman wrote:

I didn't take any off the net, because I am actually funny. I don't have to find "Jokes" on google and if they're funny enough so what...I wont use them.

LAWLROLFLMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


so your sayin all those yo momma jokes in that post were made by U?...


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For guys:
"I don't take advice from anyone who can only count to 21 when they're naked."

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kingabz wrote:

The Breadman wrote:

I didn't take any off the net, because I am actually funny. I don't have to find "Jokes" on google and if they're funny enough so what...I wont use them.

LAWLROLFLMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


so your sayin all those yo momma jokes in that post were made by U?...

I think thats what hes saying!



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Symphony Of Destruction wrote:
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Thanks mate. Nice to see you're as mature as ever.



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I don't think it was a insult hurled at you, just one he thought you might get?

Anyway wheres your comeback?

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I'll give him one once he's had a wash.

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I'll give him one once he's had a wash.

... And he's had a decent hair-cut.



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Barley wrote:
Handsome Dead wrote:
I'll give him one once he's had a wash.

... And he's had a decent hair-cut.



And stops resembling Rik Waller.

So, yeah, looks like it'll be a long wait.



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Aww Rick Waller insaults eh? well, Go cut yourself :P

as for the maine ya'll wish you had hair like mine. Treseme peeps it's shampoo washes out greacy hair gel and ****. as for the weight thing, Oh well We can't all be Bullemic now can we?

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Symphony has it ever occurred to you that go cut yourself wasn't offensive or funny the first time? let alone every second post?

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Could do with some new material there, chief.

As for the hair, possibly, I would like a bit more length on it than i've got now, but i'd have the decency to make sure it didn't look like my head hadn't been licked by a Sardelacc.

As for the weight, very true, but we don't all have to be obese sweatbeasts now, do we?



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"licked by a Sardelacc."

Ok, is Sardelacc even a word in the english language?

Secondly, I couldn't give a rats ass if people don't find the "Go cut yourself" thing funny because it's not susposed to be. It's more of a sudgestion than a joke.

Thirdly I believe you're underrating being an "Obese Sweatbeast"


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My mistake there. I actually meant to say Sarlacc, but I was talking to someone else about Guild Wars so typed Sardelacc instead. But yeah, my point still stands.

Also, if it is more a 'suggestion than a joke' then why say it? I'm hardly going to take your advice on board.

Not really, you're a fat, sweaty mong, so I think I have it right.

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I'm going to lower myself to junior school level.

Mong eh? Well, it takes one to know one I suspose.

-- Edited by Symphony Of Destruction at 20:00, 2007-02-17

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Symphony Of Destruction wrote:
I'm going to lower myself to jumior school level.

 You say that like you were zinging left, right and centre beforehand.



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Welllll.... y'know if I actually understood your last post I could probably attempt a half assed hung over retort. seeing as I can't I won't.

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