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Well I thought I'd start a thread, where you can post pictures and news stories and commnets and stuff etc.

Well for a start here's a funny little story about her taken from The Superficial this morning...

At the Teen Choice Awards, Jessica Alba let viewers know shes still salty about an incident with a schoolyard crush. During her acceptance speech for the female hottie award (a staple of any good awards show) she told the audience:

I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn't love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now! [Ross] promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball ... I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.

Whoever this Ross character is, I guarantee hes sitting at home contemplating putting his nuts in a blender. Hell weep and curse his childhood naivety - as he very well should. Right now he could be using Jessicas luscious ass for a decorative end-table. But, no, Ross had to be a moron-sandwich and pick some other kid for his baseball team. Awesome. Thanks. Your sad little tale has made my genitals cry.


I left their editors comments because I couldn't have said it any better....

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I take it the phrase "moving on" is not in Alba's lexicon...

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Who cares i'd line up if she thought about me that much.

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It's times like these i wish i had a time machine, and was named Ross :(

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LOL...every board should have a Jessica Alba thread.

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I finally saw Good Luck Chuck last night. 5 Star jessica Alba, 2 star movie. How much would I like to be a penguin....

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Every post must now come with a pic of the loverly Ms.Alba....  here's mine:

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I was thinking of seeing this film. So is it not worth it because the film is no good, or still worth it just to see Jessica?

well rules are rules so here is my Jessica picture.




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If a blink and you miss it boob flash from Ms. A does it for you and her cavorting around in her undies a lot then yes you should. And knowing you Nym I think you just might...

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ANY movie with Jessica Alba is worth watching. I saw Honey a few years back, and that is just a horrible movie. I mean, come on, Jessica Alba and Mekhi Pfeiffer? That being said, it's the best movie about dancing out there. Even better than Save the Last Dance.

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I realise I may face the wrath of DM for this, but i never really rated Jessica Alba. Yeah, she's got a good body, but thats about it. She's not even that good an actress! However, I don't want to break the rules, so...

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Showing her best side! wink


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Everyone's entitled to their opinion of course that is what a forum is for. But of course as with dissin' Star Wars & George Lucas, being less than complimentary about the beloved Ms.Alba comes with a lifetime ban....wink
 
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In some good news forher, bad news for guys everywhere....

Jessica Alba, star of the Fantastic Four movies, is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren.

"Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring [or] early summer," her spokesman told the People.com website.

Alba, 26, has been dating Warren since autumn 2004. The pair met on the first Fantastic Four film, on which Warren, 28, worked as a director's assistant.

Alba, recently seen in the comedy Good Luck Chuck, was named the sexiest woman in the world by FHM readers last April.

The actress played Sue Storm, aka the Invisible Girl, in 2005's Fantastic Four and its 2007 sequel.

Her other films include Sin City, Into the Blue and current US release Awake.

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Here's a film i'd like to see biggrin


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The first look at a pregnant Jessica Alba.

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Well the very lovely and blooming Jessica Alba was at the Oscars.... I've just realized something Eve.. You and Ms. Alba pregnant? Do the Vixens do everything the same?

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Darth Mattitude wrote:

Well the very lovely and blooming Jessica Alba was at the Oscars.... I've just realized something Eve.. You and Ms. Alba pregnant? Do the Vixens do everything the same?



I know I only just realised that too myself... freaky!, although she is a little further ahead than me. No matches for us then biggrin

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Nymvette! You forgot the golden rule of this thread.... every post must be accompanied by a picture of the loverly Ms. Alba.

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I went back and edited to add a picture.

and here is the picture for this post

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Jessica has new movie coming out....

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I Saw an advert for her latest film Awake. It looks really good.

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Some pictures from Awake.






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Well I finally got around to seeing Awake last night. She's great in it which is more than can be said for Young Skywalker...

I bet (MiB especially) can't wait for her next offering... A remake of The Eye!

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It opens on the 24th. I've seen the trailers and once again the US have taken something from its original habitat and tried to make it more appealing to Americans thus ruining it and missing the whole point as usual.



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Here's Jessica Alba being interviewed for Empire Magazine (A junket which I got an invite for 45 minutes before it was due to happen, thus I couldn't go. That sucks...)

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Haw Haw! wink.gif

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Where's the Jessica Image MIB???? (I just see the Red Cross of Death)

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Open your eyes DM. wink.gif

More to the point - where's yours? biggrin.gif


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It's Still there......

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This sad piece of news taken from a Newsbeat (Who also got to be at the Alba Eye junket...)

Do you still have a no nudity clause?

Yes I do and I feel it is important to hold on to that for as long as it is important to me.



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Yeah, it's there now after an edit job. Before hand there was a "no hot linking" message... evileye.gif

Sometimes we see pics that other users don't because they are stored on our caches.





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Still can't see your other one though... It's still just a red cross.

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Try right clicking and "View image" then return to this page.




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happy Birthday Jessica,she turns 27 today....

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Sad news reaches the shores that Jessica recently just got married...

On the funny side her own brother didn't get an invite...

"My sister!? I'm going to have to call her!" Josh Alba said when Us Weekly alerted him to the news Tuesday.
When asked if Warren will make a good husband, Josh told Us "Well, he's my brother in law now!"

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JESSICA ALBA has given birth to a baby girl.

The Fantastic Four actress, who married longterm boyfriend CASH WARREN three weeks ago, gave birth to her daughter at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles over the weekend.

Alba and Warren are reported to have chosen the name HONOR MARIE for their new daughter. She will also take her father's surname WARREN.

The 27 year-old actress met Warren on the set of Fantastic Four in 2004, when he was a director's assistant. They tied the knot at a Beverly Hills courthouse on May 19.

Alba confessed that although the pregnancy was unplanned, it wasn't entirely unexpected.

She told Allure magazine: I cant say it was a total accident. Because youre aware of when youre being careful and when youre not. It just happened so soon.


Congrats to mother and baby....
 
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Congrats to the young lady :).and that edit job is just a amazing dark M ^-^..

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I am so happy for Jessica.

Honor Marie isn't a bad name to choose, more snesible than most celebs choices while still being unusual.

oh Totty you forgot the rule that you must post a Jessica picture with each post.



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oh i didnt know that ;) i dont really have any pics of her sadly...just ignore my posts :)

(I found some for you... DM)
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Google them.....

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News on Ms Alba's next film project from Filmstalker:


Jessica Alba is set to lead the film An Invisible Sign of My Own which is based on the story by Aimee Bender and tells the story of a woman who has turned away from the real world and focuses on numbers and mathematics as a retreat. For some reason she decides to return to the real life and becomes a second-grade maths teacher. The story comes from Variety. Interestingly America Ferrara looked like she was set to play the lead.




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