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Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

The Latest ECW Show Preview:

Qualified for the extreme
November 7, 2006

On the last ECW on Sci Fi, Paul Heyman rocked the sports-entertainment world when he declared Rob Van Dam's shot at the ECW World Title at December to Dismember will take place in the first-ever Extreme Elimination Chamber Match. This week, Heyman will make yet another startling announcement regarding the final chamber spot on Dec. 3. What would Heyman declare that will effect not just ECW, but all WWE brands?

ECW's "Messiah" will also provide details regarding the main event of Tuesday's edition of ECW on Sci Fi - a program that is already jam-packed with extreme, hardcore action. What more could Heyman bring to ECW fans on Tuesday night?

As ECW fans learned in the latest entry of Punk's Blog, the straight-edge Extremist accepted Mike Knox's challenge to a one-on-one encounter. Not only will pride be on the line when these men face, but the winner will also earn a chance at winning the ECW World Title because the winner will become the fourth Extremist in the Extreme Elimination Chamber.

Yet another spot for December to Dismember's main event will be also filled on the next ECW on Sci Fi, as well, as Test is set to take on ECW Original Tommy Dreamer. The first of four qualifying matches for the other Extreme Elimination Chamber competitors has already taken place and Sabu proved to be victorious over Kevin Thorn on the vampire enthusiast's favorite holiday. Who will qualify this week?

The man who has been slated for an ECW World Title opportunity all along, RVD, had a rough night last week. Heyman was up to monkey business as usual as got the better of Van Dam in RVD's tag team match. How will RVD respond to Heyman's tactics? Following a tremendous display of size, strength and dominance at Cyber Sunday, what will Big Show's next steps be as he continues his reign?

Also on ECW on Sci Fi, Daivari and the Great Khali shook up the ECW roster when they made their presence felt. Will the Punjabi Warrior and his loud-mouthed associate take over their new brand?

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on ECW on Sci Fi at 10/9 CT.

Looks like we are gonna get a cross promotional Elimination chamber then. Don't you just love the fact that the WWE has so much faith in the ECW brand

Carlito Cool · The 'Cool' Mod

Im really not digging the new ECW. How are you guys finding it?

AJ · On The Casting Couch

I think the new ECW is okay, nothing like the original but I expected that after watching the second 'One Night Stand' PPV.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Its Lashley Vs. Big Show for the title on this weeks ECW...

AVM · On The Casting Couch

Darth Mattitude wrote:

Its Lashley Vs. Big Show for the title on this weeks ECW...

You what? I 'erd. Ouch. WHat is Lashley doing in ECW?

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Have you not been paying attention, he was gonna quit if they left him on SD! so they moved him across to ECW... Astheir rising 'Black' star. As SD! now has MVP and in what may also be news to you RAW is getting Monty Brown.

AVM · On The Casting Couch

Darth Mattitude wrote:

Have you not been paying attention, he was gonna quit if they left him on SD! so they moved him across to ECW... Astheir rising 'Black' star. As SD! now has MVP and in what may also be news to you RAW is getting Monty Brown.

i'd rather he left than be part of a resurrected rebranded ECW.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Apparantly when Monty Brown was signed Heyman campaigned hard to get him on ECW. I thin he'd have fit in there too.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Last nights results

ECW on Sci Fi Results - 11/28/06
Live From: Buffalo, New York
Commentators: Joey Styles & Tazz
Report By: Adam Martin of WrestleView.com

- The show opens with Paul Heyman in the ring with his security guards. Heyman talks about the Extreme Elimination Chamber this Sunday at December to Dismember. He explains the rules and reveals four weapons that will be involved in the Chamber this Sunday - a steel chair, crowbar, table and a bat covered in barbed wire.

- The ECW opening promo hits. We then get a shot of the crowd as Joey Styles and Tazz reveal the matches on tap tonight: CM Punk vs. Test, Rob Van Dam vs. Sabu and Big Show vs. Bobby Lashley.

- Rob Van Dam defeated Sabu. The finish saw RVD counter out of a tornado DDT attempt by Sabu, slam Sabu down, go up to the top and connect with a Five Star Frog Splash to get the victory.

- The Hardy Boyz defeated Sylvester Terkay & Elijah Burke. The finish saw Burke get tossed to the outside to allow Matt to hit the Twist of Fate on Terkay. Jeff followed that up with a Swanton Bomb and Matt covered Terkay to get the victory. Interesting to see Terkay take the pinfall instead. After the match, MNM hit the ring and attacked The Hardy Boyz.

- CM Punk vs. Test ended in a Double Count Out. The finish saw Punk take out Test with a suicide dive. Both stayed on the outside and the cameras focused on the referee starting the count. Punk jumped on Test in the entrance area in the crowd leading to the double count out finish.

- Backstage, Joey Mercury said MNM would prove their dominance at December to Dismember. Melina added they would prove why they are the best team in the modern era.

- Joey Styles & Tazz rundown the card for December to Dismember this Sunday...and we still only have two matches announced with the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the ECW Championship and The Hardy Boyz vs. MNM.

- Bobby Lashley defeated ECW Champion Big Show via DQ in a Non-Title Match. The finish saw Lashley take out Big Show with a huge Spear, which then saw Paul Heyman call out back-up. Heyman's security guards and Test hit the ring to cause the DQ finish. Big Show, Test and Heyman's security guards all beat down Lashley to end the show.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Big Shows last show results...

taping results from North Charleston, SC:

- Show opens with Matt Stryker cutting a promo. The Sandman comes down and canes Stryker, who runs off.

- A crying Paul Heyman is shown backstage at the ECW PPV - the promo in which he announces the Bobby Lashley-Big Show rematch. Heyman says, "I'm done, thanks" and walks off.

A. Rob Van Dam and CM Punk d. Test and Hardcore Holly via DQ when Heyman's security guards interferes. Sabu hits the ring with a chair and cleans house. Punk puts the Anaconda Vice on one of the security force. Van Dam hits a frog splash. Sabu hits a legdrop off the top. (Note: prior to the match, RVD blames what happened to Sabu on Heyman)

B. Daiviri challenges Tommy Dreamer, which leads to a match won by Dreamer. Khali hits the ring and attacks Dreamer, chokeslamming him through a chair.

- Backstage, Big Show promised that he would regain his ECW World championship from Lashley.

C. Kelly Kelly d. Ariel with a rollup. Mike Knox comes out dressed in a suit with a rose and begs Kelly to forgive him. Knox says that he's sorry and she takes his hand. Knox then says he's sorry it took him so long to dump her, whacks her in the face with the roses and nails her with his finisher.

D. Bobby Lashley pinned The Big Show.

Symphony Of Destruction · Metal Mod

Heyman's last one too if the rumours are to be belived. R.I.P WWECW We hardly knew ye.

Carlito Cool · The 'Cool' Mod

What are these rumours SoD? Hes been sacked?

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

from wwe.com:

A distraught Paul Heyman was sent home by WWE Chairman Vince McMahon this afternoon at the North Charleston Coliseum hours before an ECW live event.

Distraught by the results of December to Dismember, ECW Representative Paul Heyman appeared to be distant and depressed this afternoon at the North Charleston Coliseum hours before an ECW live event.

This condition was further exasperated by Mr. McMahon, who decided to send Heyman home. The WWE Chairman cited slumping television ratings and a disgruntled talent roster as causes for Mr. Heyman’s dismissal.

From all looks of things, today's dismissal of Paul Heyman by WWE is not part of any storyline, and appears to be legit. According to Dave Scherer, Heyman is the fall guy from last night's terrible December to Dismember pay-per-view. Heyman was well aware that the show would bomb, and spoke up prior to and after the PPV. Following a meeting with Vince and Stephanie McMahon earlier this afternoon, Heyman gathered his things are left the building.

Pretty much covers it. Although it is starting to reek of a work....

Carlito Cool · The 'Cool' Mod

I think if they used the ECW name as it was before then Heyman may still have a job.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

From Gerweck (where else?)

WWE has announced that Bobby Lashley will face Rob Van Dam and Test in a three way ECW World title match on this week's ECW on Sci Fi episode.

Isn't that there main event at the rumble or mania?

Magneto · On The Casting Couch

I think what they will do is, it will be another DQ Finish, then Test/RVD will face off and the winner facing Lashley at Rumble(it will be Test).

So Test vs Lashley at Rumble and RVD is in the Rumble Match.

Symphony Of Destruction · Metal Mod

wow cassedy riley and monty brown (or marcus perpow) ecw is getting a TNA feel to it :)

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

World Wrestling Entertainment signed Sign Guy Dudley (Lou D'Angeli) to help book smaller buildings in the Northeast, reports the Wrestling Observer Newsletter. He is apparently going to work as an agent with the company.

From Gerweck.net

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

- Sabu arrived late to the ECW/Smackdown television tapings Tuesday night, claiming his luggage had been lost. According to reports, he didn't arrive until 7PM ET. As a result, Sabu was forced to wear Daiviri's tightsDoesn't look like he wants to keep his job does it?.

I Walk Alone · On The Casting Couch

I dug the hell out of the ECW show until about the end of last year, I think it's just been on a downward spiral.

I mean they had Hardcore Holly turn face then heel again in a matter of weeks, what the hell was the point?

I still dig the Originals, but there isn't much in the New Breed that I dig.

But I'm still one hell of a Sandman, Sabu, RVD, Dreamer and CM Punk mark, so I'll still be watching.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

The Nitro era begins
June 26, 2007
ecw.com

The Land of the Extreme was shocked and surprised when late substitute Johnny Nitro defeated CM Punk for the vacant ECW World Title at Vengeance: Night of Champions. Will Nitro - a recent ECW draftee - make his first appearance as champion on ECW on Sci Fi? And who will challenge Nitro first? Will Punk challenge Nitro to a rematch? Tune in to ECW on Sci Fi and find out.

Last week, the New Breeds Elijah Burke and Marcus Cor Von showed that they yearn for the ECW gold. Will they also show Nitro that they are serious about winning the ECW World Title? And could this cause dissension among the New Breed teammates?

ECW has been full of debuts lately. One new ECW Superstar who seems to be already making an impact and causing a potential rift among some smitten members of Extreme Exposé is The Miz. Will he make his debut in the Land of Extreme? And will the ladies of Extreme Exposé patch up their alleged differences?

Meanwhile, no one seems to be having sweet dreams about Boogeyman. The man from The Bottomless Pit has been causing ECW Superstars to toss and turn in their sleep. Who will he come to get next?

You will see all this and more on ECW on Sci Fi every Tuesday at 10/9 CT.

I don't know about you but I can't see Nitro as a credible Champion. I'm kinda hoping his reign is a short one. Once again Vince sticks it to the ECW faithful. Put the Belt on Dreamer even if only for a month. Could turn the brand around and get thefans intrested again. just don't put it on Miz....

Man In Black · Anime Mod

I assumed that if the Benoit situation wasn't what it was, then Nitro would be a makeshift champ and drop the belt to Benoit. Guess not now.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Any money Marcus Cor Von gets it....?

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

ECW - July 17, 2007

Laredo, TX

Spoiler: 10:00 Tonights ECW opens with Styles talking about Johnny Nitros press conference. They show reporters waiting outside, a man walks out and says that Tonight is the last night that you will see Johnny Nitro on ECW. He states that there will be a press conference later tonight and they will explain everything.

CM Punks music hits and he makes his way to the ring.

CM PUNK vs. ELIJAH BURKE

The bell rings and the men stare each other down. Burke taunts Punk and Punk just stares at him then makes a remark as the crowd chants CM PUNK

The pair finally lock up and Burke gets Punk in the corner but Punk gets out and gets Burke against the ropes.

The ref breaks them up. Punk gets Burkes hand and twists it around, slamming Punk to the mat. Punk twists Burkes arm and flips him to the mat and then gives him a knee to the elbow.

Punk gets Burke into a submission hold then gets up and grabs Burkes arm and twists. Punk kicks Burke several times then slams Burkes head into the ring post.

Punk goes for the cover. 2 count.

Punk picks up Burke and slams him to the mat, hits him with a leg drop and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Punk gets Burke in a submission hold working on his arm. Burke gets to his feet and pushes Punk into the corner. The ref breaks the hold.

Burke kicks Punk then slams his head into the ring post.

Burke picks Punk up by the head and flips him to the mat then hits him with an elbow drop and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Burke picks up Punk and tries to lift him up but Punk reverses and slams Burke to the mat and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Punk works on Burkes arm more. Burke forces Punk into the corner. Punk whips Burke into the opposite corner and runs at him.

Both men go over the ropes onto the floor.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

10:12 Back from commercial break with Burke working on Punks leg. Punk struggles to get to the ropes but Burke pulls him back to the center of the ring, then starts punching Punk in the back.

Burke goes for the cover. 1 ½ count.

Burke grabs Punks leg and gets him in a Boston Crab. Punk lifts himself up and crawls to the ropes inches away, Punk finally makes it to the ropes and the ref makes Burke break the hold.

Punk kicks Burks off and starts punching Burke. Punk gets Burke in the center of the ring and starts kicking him.

Burke starts punching Punk and goes for the cover. 1 1/2 .

Burke uses the ropes and dives into Punks back then gets him in a submission hold.

Punk gets up and works to twist free. Burke kicks Punk in the stomach then picks him up and slams him down and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Burke goes for the cover right away again. 2 count.

Burke picks up Punk and punches him in the back. Burke shoves Punk into the ropes the punches him on the rebound.

Burke twists Punks arm around and slams Punk to the mat. Punk kicks Burke in the head several times.

Punk gets to his feet and continues to kick Burke. Punk takes Burke down with a clothesline then picks up Burke and slams him to the mat and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Punk grabs Burke and lifts Burke up but Burk reverses and hits Punk with a Suplex and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Punk grabs Burke and slams him to the mat and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Punk swings at Burke but misses and Burke hits him with a Suplex. Burke starts punching Punk then takes him down with a clothesline.

Burke runs at Punk but Punk picks up Burke and hits him with the GTS and goes for the cover.

WINNER CM PUNK

Tazz then brings up the appearance of Big Daddy V last week and they threaten to have him up next.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

10:26 Back from commercial break with Matt Striker making his way to the ring. Striker grabs a mic and gets into the ring, I am Matt Striker and I am your teacher.

Last week I gave the Boogeyman a lesson in the definition of the word Redemption, lets have a look

They flash back to Big Daddy Vs debut.

Please, welcome my redemption, Big Daddy V

Big Daddy V makes his way to the ring.

BIG DADDY V vs. TIM STORM

The bell rings and Big Daddy starts beating on Storm. Big Daddy gets Storm in the corner and starts wailing on him.

Big Daddy runs across the ring and slams into Storm then picks him up and slams him to the mat.

Big daddy picks up Storm, whips him into the ropes then takes him down and goes for the cover.

WINNER BIG DADDY V (gee, did you not see that coming)

***COMMERCIAL BREAK

10:35 Back from commercial with the Miz in the ring I hate to admit it, but Im a chick magnet. Women are all over me, I feel like every woman out in this arena wants me.

I guess its my personality or maybe my charisma, or maybe even my good looks, I dont know what the reason is, but the fact is that chicks dig me and their men fear me.

For example, there are three chicks that I was about to call out here that have a special surprise for me. So lets do this, Ladies

Extreme Expose makes their way to the ring to perform

Tazz and Styles then discuss Nitros earlier remarks about tonight being his last night on ECW.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

10:44 Back from commercial

TOMMY DREAMER vs. KEVIN THORN

The pair lock up and Thorn gets Dreamer to the ropes and starts punching him. Dreamer punches back and the pair circle a moment.

Thorn kicks Dreamer and then Dreamer whips Thorn into the ropes. Thorn launches himself at Dreamer and drives him into the corner.

Dreamer gets Thorn to the mat and gets him in the ropes. Thorn jumps off the apron and nails Dreamers arm. Thorn gets back in the ring and starts to work on Dreamers shoulder.

Dreamer gets to his feet but Dreamer knees him then uses the ropes to take down Dreamer and go for the cover. 1 ½ count.

Thorn works on Dreamers arm, punches him a little then goes back to work on Dreamers arm more.

Dreamer punches Thorn in the stomach. Thorn whips Dreamer into the ropes but Dreamer catches himself and takes Thorn down.

Dreamer takes Thorn down with a clothesline. Thorn gets Dreamer in the corner but Dreamer knocks Thorn back and climbs the ropes.

Thorn runs over and starts punching Dreamer. Thorn climbs the ropes and tries to flip Dreamer to the mat but Dreamer punches Thorn in the stomach and knocks Thorn to the mat.

Dreamer stands up on the ropes and dives onto Thorn and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Dreamer tries to pick up Thorn but Thorn reverses and slams Dreamer to the mat. Thorn picks up Dreamer over his head and Dreamer wiggles free.

Dreamer takes down Thorn then goes for the DDT but Thorn reverses and shoves Dreamer into the ring post. Thorn goes for the cover.

WINNER KEVIN THORN

Thorn picks up Dreamer and nails him with original sin. The ref yells at Thorn to get out of the ring.

Backstage Nitros agent walks out of the locker room.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

10:55 Back from commercial break with Nitros press agent in the ring Johnny Nitro came into sports entertainment as a member of MNM. As I said earlier, ECW will never see Johnny Nitro again, because Johnny Nitro has changed his name. Let me introduce you to the man who will defeat CM Punk at the Great American Bash, The ECW Champion

John TravoltaerrJohnny Nitro walks out and gets in the ring, taking the mic.

I came out here tonight to make a statement. My name is not Johnny Nitro. My name is John Morrison. I was given that name at birth and since then I was destined to do great things.

Four months old, I could walk, eight months old I could run. How many people can say they did that.

As my mind grew, so did my body. I was so gifted I skipped first grade, I went straight to 3rd grade. In High School I was elected Student Body President and I didnt even run. Thats how much of a leader I am.

These accolades are only attributed to true champions and I have an accolade that few can claim. I am the ECW World Champion.

Still there are some people out there who doubt me, well for those of you, was there any doubt after I defeated Dreamer last week? There was no doubt then and there is no doubt now that I will defeat CM Punk.

You know what Punk, speaking of names, I was always curious about yours. What does CM stand for? Chick Master? No, not that. Chases Men? Thats getting warmer. How about Cookie Monster, Common Man, Completely Miserable. And Punk, what is a punk? Its a disrespectful little kid with tattoos that doesnt know his place.

CM Punks music hits and he makes his way to the ring yelling at Nitro/Morrison.

Punk gets in the ring,

You cant come here to confront me because this is a press conference, not a wrestling match, so if thats what youre thinking, I have to disappoint you because Im not going to lay a finger on you until I beat you at the Bash.

But, since youre out here, Id like to know, how did you come up with that clever littler name of yours CM Punk

CM Punk stares at him, and Johnny takes a cheap shot and breaks the mic over Punks head.

Johnny hits Punk with a corkscrew neck breaker.

Wow what a 'major' announcement there from Mr. Nitro... Ooops

Man In Black · Anime Mod

Spoiler

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Spoiler: ECW - July 24, 2007

Fresno, CA

10:00 Tonights ECW opens with Justin Roberts announcing John Morrison.

Morrison makes his way to the ring and holds up his title. My mission is to make believers out of all of you. Last week I came out here and told you all that I am destined to do great things.

This past week at the Great American Bash I proved it when I beat CM Punk and retained the ECW Championship. You see Punk, some are born to sweet delight and some are born to endless night.

CM Punk will never get another shot at the new face of extreme. Me. John Morrison. Its time for me to move onwards and upwards. A true champion doesnt fight the same guy over and over again.

A true champion fights all comers and Im a fighting Champion. To prove this point, Im going to give some one their 15 minutes of fame. If someone can last 15 minutes in the ring or somehow beat me in 15 minutes, then they earn a future title shot.

I know I have a tag team match later, but Im a fighting champion. Backstage I ran into an athlete that intimidated me. Someone I thought deserved a shot, and he happens to be from right here in Fresno. Lets meet him.

A local jobber makes his way to the ring.

"Youve got a lot of guts kid. Lets get a ref in here. This is it. This is your 15 minutes of fame and what happens to night will change your life forever. Right here in front of your hometown crowd you have a shot for glory. Start the clock

The bell rings and Morrison whacks the jobber and takes him down. Morrison hits the jobber with a corkscrew neck breaker and goes for the cover.

WINNER JOHN MORRISON (in 34 seconds)

Well, you gave it your best shot kid but you couldnt get the job done and that was your brush with greatness

The crowd chants You suck as Morrison makes his way out of the ring.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

10:14 Back from commercial break with a Triple H promo.

Kevin Thorn makes his way to the ring.

KEVIN THORN vs. STEVIE RICHARDS

The pair lock up and Thorn takes Richards down with a clothesline and starts kicking Richards into the corner.

Thorn whips Richards into the opposite corner and grabs him by the head, and whips him across the ring.

Richards grabs the ropes and kicks Thorn in the face then nails Thorn with a kick to the face.

Richards knocks Thorn off the apron.

Richards gets knocks out of the ring. Thorn grabs him and drags him back inside and picks Richards up, slamming him to the mat.

Thorn grabbed Richards by the head and slammed him down to the mat again. Thorn picks Richards up for a third time and slams him down then hits him with an elbow to the spine ad goes for a cover. 1 count.

Thorn grabs Richards by the hair but Richards punches Thorn and gets to his feet.

Thorn gets Richards into the corner and starts punching Richards in the back. Richards kicks Thorn several times.

Thorn catches Richards leg and slams him to the mat going for the cover. 2 count.

Thorn picks up Richards and sits him on the ring post and goes to slam him down. Richards reverses and takes down Thorn and goes for the cover.

WINNER STEVIE RICHARDS

They flashback to the Extreme Expose dance for The Miz last week and then announce The Miz is up next.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

10:24 Back from commercial break with The Miz Its weird, it feels like the women in Fresno are undressing me with their eyes. The chicks dig me and the men fear me. Last week Extreme Expose had a dance for me, and this week, Id like to invite them out here to sit in these seats and watch me perform.

THE MIZ vs. NUNZIO

The pair lock up and Miz gets Nunzio in a headlock then takes him down with a slam.

Miz uses the ropes but Nunzio takes him down with a sweep. Miz gets Nunzio down and stomps on his head.

Miz picks up Nunzio but Nunzio gets him down with a drop toehold.

Miz gets out of the ring and Nunzio chases him. Nunzio gets him back in the ring and takes him down going for the cover. 1 count.

Miz slams Nunzio on the ringpost and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Miz whips Nunzio into the ringpost then runs at him and hits him with a clothesline. Miz goes for the cover. 2 count.

Miz gets Nunzio in a submission hold. Nunzio rolls Miz back and tries for the cover. 1 count.

Miz lets goes and nails Nunzio in the ribs then climbs the ropes and jumps on Nunzio.

Nunzio takes Miz down, then whips him across the ring but Miz reverses and Nunzio hits the ringpost.

Nunzio hits the Sicilian slice and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Miz kicks Nunzio in the face then slams him to the mat and goes for the cover.

WINNER THE MIZ

The Miz grabs a mic, Last week, you had a surprise for me, well this week, I have a surprise for you. Come join me in the ring.

Extreme Expose gets in the ring and the Miz tells them to hit it then starts to dance with Extreme Expose.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

10:36 Back from commercial with Big Daddy V making his way to the ring to wrestle two jobbers.

BIG DADDY V vs. JIMMY CRUISE (?) & VICTOR (I couldnt get his last name)

Matt Striker joins the announce team during this match. The bell rings and V head butts one of the jobbers and slams him to the mat then picks up the other jobber and holds him over his head then drops him to the mat.

V then picks up Jobber #2 and throws him out of the ring and starts punching Jobber #1 then nails him with a chop across the chest.

V then slams Jobber #1 to the mat as Jobber #2 crawls in. V picks up #2 and slams him to the mat then picks #2 up again and gets him in the corner chopping his back.

V whips #1 into the same corner as #2 then smashes into both of them.

V picks up #1 and slams him to the mat then slams #2 down on top of #1 and goes for the cover.

WINNER BIG DADDY V

Big Daddy V high 5s Striker and the pair head backstage.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

10:47 Back from commercial with the main event.

CM Punk is the first man to make his way to the ring followed by his tag team partner, Tommy Dreamer.

Elijah Burke and makes his way to the ring and stands outside the ring staring Punk and Dreamer down as John Morrison makes his way to the ring.

CM PUNK & TOMMY DREAMER vs. ELIJAH BURKE & JOHN MORRISON

The bell rings and Punk and Burke start the match off. Punk yells that he doesnt want Burke he wants Morrison and yells at him to get his @ss in there.

Morrison tags Burke and gets in the ring. Punk punches Burke and Morrison takes advantage and gets Punk in a headlock.

Morrison gets Punk to the mat still holding the headlock. Punk gets to his feet and Morrison starts punching him then tags in Burke.

Burke gets in and starts kicking Punk. Burke whips Punk across the ring and runs at him.

Punk kicks Burke and ducks as Burke runs at him.

Punk kicks Morrison off the ringpost then ducks as Burke runs at him and Burke ends up outside the ring with Morrison.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

10:55 Back from commercial break to Punk tagging in Dreamer who goes for the cover on Burke. 2 count.

Dreamer starts punching Burke then flips him to the mat and tags in Punk.

Punk hits a slingshot somersault senton and goes for the cover on Burke. 2 count.

Punk tags in Dreamer and Dreamer nails Burke then picks him up. Burke counters and punches Dreamer.

Burke tags in Morrison who whips Dreamer across the ring. Dreamer catches Morrison and slams him to the mat.

Dreamer holds Morisons legs and drags him to the center of the ring then flips him into the ringpost. Dreamer goes for the cover. 2 count.

Dreamer hits Morrison with a bulldog and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Dreamer grabs Morisons legs and gets him in a submission hold but Morrison gets to the ropes and Dreamer has to break the hold.

Dreamer picks up Morrison and whips him across the ring. Morrison punches Dreamer, but Dreamer picks up Morrison.

Morrison reverses and punches Dreamer in the back. Morrison takes Dreamer down and goes for the cover. 1 count.

Morrison tags in Burke.

Burke goes for the cover. 2 count. Burke picks up Dreamer and flips him to the mat and gets him in a submission hold.

Burke starts kicking Dreamer then using the ropes for momentum Burke kicks Dreamer in the head and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Burke gets Dreamer in another submission hold. Punk calls out to Dreamer.

Burke gets Dreamer in the opposite corner and Dreamer starts punching both Burke and Morrison.

Burke takes down Dreamer and nails Dreamer with a springboard elbow. Burke tags in Morrison.

Morrison gets in and starts punching Dreamer in the head. Morrison gets Dreamer in a submission hold.

Dreamer gets to his feet and hits Morrison with the electric chair. Dreamer struggles to get the tag and Morrison gets the tag first and stops Dreamer.

Burke slams Dreamers head against the mat the uses the ropes to choke Dreamer.

Dreamer ends up hanging half off the apron and Burke jumps on Dreamer. Burke tags in Morrison who nails Dreamer and knocks him out of the ring.

Morrison throws Dreamer back in the ring and goes for the cover. 2 count.

Morrison gets Dreamer in a submission hold. Dreamer gets to his feet and punches Morrison.

Morrison punches Dreamer then picks him up and slams him to the mat. Morrison climbs the ropes but Dreamer hits his leg and knocks him onto the ringpost.

Dreamer again tries for the tag to Punk and finally gets it. Morrison tags in Burke.

Punk takes down Burke then dives outside the ring and beats on Morrison.

Punk jumps back into the ring and dives on Burke then kicks him several times and slams him to the mat and goes for the cover. 2-½ count.

Punk whips Burke into the corner and nails him with a knee to the chest then takes him down. Before he can go for the cover Morrison runs on and Punk nails Morrison with the shining wizard.

Burke runs at Punk who picks him up and hits the GTS and goes for the cover.

WINNER CM PUNK and TOMMY DREAMER

PINK HAIRED PERSPECTIVE:

~Ok, I didnt think it was possible but the Miz/Extreme Expose was worse than anything Ive witnessed on ECW in a long time. It was awful and I was seconds away from clawing my eyes out if it went on any longer.

Pink Haired Perspective's review. Oh my What did Nunzio do for that? And it looks like they are starting to feature more actual wrestling. Finally. blankstare

Man In Black · Anime Mod

I haven't watched ECW since the last episode with Benoit. I'm not missing much by the sounds of things.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Dave Meltzer is reporting that WWE will be expanding the ECW roster by calling up some developmental talent.that they can misuse and ruin beofre they even get to one of the bigger programmes.

It also worries me that this is where the NEW Hart Foundation will appear first too.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

The New Hart Foundation are scheduled to appear on SD.

I have no problem with new talent being brought up to the ECW show. It was what the show was being going to be used for anyway. Benoit was going to act as the veteran to help the new talent before his death.

It will certainly liven up the show as opposed to the same five or six people wrestling each week.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Wow I was shocked by this episode for sure....

Spoiler: -The show starts with a recap of the main event from last week. They show the footage from the end of the match with Punk getting taken out by Edge and proceed to roll the opening promo.

-The fireworks go off and Joey welcomes us to the show. They go right into the hype for the ECW championship match later in the night.

-They go to the ring and its time for a special battle royal rules match.

-Kane comes out first and they give the usual, Kane holds the record for eliminations in a royal rumble talk.

-The next participants announced is the Miz and than his tag champion partner John Morrison.

-Hey, its Tommy Dreamer! He makes his way out and Joey said that he had a talk with Dreamer, and he said if he won the Rumble hed pick an ECW title match.

-Shelton Benjamin comes out last.

DREAMER VS. KANE VS. MIZ VS. MORRISON VS. BENJAMIN- BATTLE ROYAL RULES

-The action starts and focus turns to Benjamin who is getting worked over by Tommy Dreamer. Than Dreamer goes to work on Morrison until Kane comes up and tries to throw him out. Dreamer then goes after Kane and tries to clothesline him over the top, but he ends up getting chokeslammed up over the top.

-Tommy Dreamer eliminated at 2:00 in.

-Benjamin, Morrison and Miz are now teaming up on Kane. Shelton takes out Kane than the tag champs team up on him. They irish whip Shelton into the corner and he gives a boot to John, but gets a clothesline from Miz. Kane rises up and hits everyone with a clothesline. Than he hits a double avalanche on Morrison and Shelton. Kane throws Shelton up over the top, but he skins the cat and stays in. Kane than throws out Morrison and Miz.

-Morrison and Miz eliminated together 4:50 in.

Shelton stays hanging from the top rope to the outisde and headscissors Kane out over the top.

***Shelton Benjamin wins the Battle Royal in 5:00. (3/4*).

-Coming up next is the best body contest and they head to commercial.

-Coachman is in the ring out of the break and hes hosting the best body contest.

-Layla makes her way out first.

-Than Lena comes out and Joey and Tazz discuss that she isnt making any friends in the locker room.

-Kelly Kelly than makes her way out and they talk about her red robe (the other girls came out in black robes).

-Coach tells the girls they each have 30 seconds to state why they have the best body and the audience will then decide the winner. Coach says hit the music.

BEST BODY CONTEST- LAYLA VS. LENA VS. KELLY KELLY

-They all stand around than finally Layla starts. She disrobes and is wearing a bikini. She grabs the ropes and moves around than backtracks to the middle of the ring.

-Now Lena goes and she moves her ass around in a bikini.

-Kelly Kelly gets an ovation as she begins. She plays to the crowd than disrobes and is in a bikini as well. She gets on the top rope and rubs her hair. Then she hops around the ring.

-Coach lines the girls back up and calls for Layla first. Boooo. Lena? Booo. Kelly Kelly? Roooaar.

***Coach announces the winner as Kelly Kelly. The fans cheer some more.

-As Kelly celebrates, Layla and Lena tag team on her and pull her down by her hair. The two leave the ring and Kelly stares back at them as they walk back up the entranceway. She makes it back to her feet and salutes the crowd some more.

-As they go to break Joey hypes the title match again and reminds us that Edge is here.

-Its time for the debut of Kofi Kingston. He wears yellow trunks and boots if you're curious.

-His opponent is already in the ring and its David Owen.

KINGSTON VS. OWEN

-They lock-up and Owen backs him into the corner. Owen than goes to work on the arm and Kingston hits an arm drag. They get back to their feet and Kofi gets hit with some fists and kicks, then irish whips Owen into the turnbuckle. A monkey flip by Kofi gets botched, than he ends up in a headlock from Owen. Kofi with a reverse leapfrog and big axehandle. Kofi hits some forearms and chops than a flapjack. He plays to the crowd and gets a pretty decent response. He than hits what Id call a leg drop using both legs. He than hits a kick for the pin.

***Kofi Kingston gets the win in 4:00. (1/2*)

-Edge and Chavo are backstage and Vicki wheels her way in. She tells Chavo the whole family is here to watch. She tells Edge and Chavo that families that work together stay together.

-Back from the break they show a video package on the Royal Rumble. They run down a bunch of statistics for the match. 536 is the number of Royal Rumble participants. 36 is the number of total eliminations by Austin. 1, is the number of women to be in the match. That was Chyna. It goes on and on. You get the idea.

-After the 5 minute or so video package they run down the card for the Royal Rumble. (Look out for my extensive preview and predictions for the Royal Rumble this weekend on GERWECK.NET)

-They than go to the footage from Smackdowns main event on Friday. They show Rey getting hit with a chair by Edge and the post match beat down on him and CM Punk. They than show Vicki, Chavo, and Edge being talked to by Estrada in the back before heading to commercial.

-Tazz is in the ring with Colin Delaney. Tazz gives Colin credit for continuing to show up every week. They than show a package of his previous four matches and that footage was not liked by Colin. Tazz asks him if his mom knows about this. He shakes his head no. Tazz says thats probably a good thing and than he introduces Khali. Colin is scared.

-Tazz gets back to the table as Khali takes forever to get to the ring. Tazz feels bad for Colin and him and Joey discuss how disgusting this is getting.

GREAT KHALI VS. COLIN DELANEY

-Khali stands right up to Colin and then crushs him with a fist. Colin goes down and just lies there. Khali picks him up and then gives him the tree slam. Colin is down and out. Khali then puts on the vice grip and the ref rings the bell. Khali throws him aside.

***Khali wins with the vice grip in 1:00.

-After the match Joey and Tazz talk about the Chavo vs. Punk match. They hype how we knew Edge would be here, but we didnt know Vicki would be. They say the deck is stacked against Punk.

-They then show the footage again of Punk losing by count-out to Chavo last week that set-up this match.

-Edge makes his way down to the ring and they send it to commercial.

-Back from the break Edge is at the announce table and will join in on commentary.

-The announcer says that he has just been informed that this match will be a no DQ match.

-Chavo makes his way down to the ring. Edge says he has a feeling Chavo will get the win.

-CM Punk than makes his way to the ring and they talk about the odds against Punk.

CHAVO GUERRERO JR VS. CM PUNK- ECW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH- NO DISQUALIFICATION

-The bell rings and Punk goes right at Chavo with knees and forearms. He irish whips Chavo into the corner and he falls to his face from the impact. Punk goes to untie the turnbuckle and Chavo attacks him from behind. Chavo goes to finish untying the turnbuckle than Punk gets him from behind. Chavo comes back with a european uppercut. He charges at Punk who sends him outside than he follows with a suicide dive onto Chavo. He hits some chops against the barricade and whips Chavo into the ring steps. Punk goes for a suplex on the steps, but Chavo reverses it and drops Punk on the steps.

-They go back in the ring and Chavo hits some kicks in the corner. He hits a baseball slide on Punk and gets a 2 count. He than puts Punk in an abdominal stretch as Punk tries to fight out. He goes for a hip toss, but Chavo blocks it, than Punk hits a clothesline. A knee to the face followed by the running knee in the corner and a bulldog attempt from Punk. Chavo blocks it at first, but Punk hits it a couple of seconds later. Punk than goes for a springboard maneuver, but Chavo hits a dropkick and now goes for the 3 amigos. He hits all tres and goes up top. He flies off, and Punk gets up. He drives Chavo into the exposed turnbuckle than goes for the GTS. He hits it, but Edge hops in the ring and hits the spear.

-Chavo goes for the pin and gets the 3 count.

***Chavo wins with help from Edge and is the new ECW Champion in 7:00. (*1/4).

-The crowd is stunned and upset.

-The edgeheads wheel Vickie down to the ring and Edge escorts her through the ropes. Tazz and Joey are hyping this up as historic. Edge, Vicki, and Chavo stands tall in the ring. They raise their hands and get some boos from the crowd.

-The show goes off the air.

OVERALL: Wow. Im not sure how many people expected this, but I was not one of them. Im not sure where this going, but I cant imagine Chavo will hold the belt for too long.

Other than a disappointing title change this was another lackluster show. Benjamin getting the impressive win in the battle royal match made sense and gives him some momentum going into the Rumble. Hopefully he actually gets a chance to shine in the match and is apart of the final four or five. If he gets in the match and is eliminated ten minutes later all that build becomes pointless.

Kingstons debut was not good. He had a couple botched moves that probably werent all of his fault and his offense is different, but kind of hokey. A two-legged leg drop looked kind of cheesy, but thats me. The crowd responded to him though and thats a big plus.

The Colin saga continued and its relatively entertaining, but starting to wear thin. They really need to move it into another gear soon if thats the plan.

In the end the big news is we have a new ECW champion.

So a new champ in Chavo. I can only hope that they are moving Punk to SD! for a fued with Edge to go through post Rumble/Mania...

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

- Don't believe the CM Punk doghouse rumors. The person that disliked Punk the most has recently been fired -- that person being writer Dave Lagana, who was responsible for Chavo Guerrero's push to the ECW title. Lagana was also the one person pushing for John Morrison to go over on Punk. Dusty Rhodes is a big fan of Punk and Michael Hayes has been trying toget him on Smackdown.

- Michael Hayes has taken on a lot more responsibility as of late andhas become one of the most powerful agents in the WWE. He can always befound at the local hotel's bar or at HQ. Hayes is now on-call 24/7 and has a lot of influence over plans & pushes. In addition, with Lagana out, Ed Koskey is doing the writing on the ECW side, with Rhodes continuing to offer ideas. However, with ECW and Smackdown working together, Hayes will be deciding the main direction of both shows.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Last nights ECW results, does this show get any worse?

-They start with a flashback to a few weeks ago when Guerrero pinned Punk for the title with help from Edge. From there they go to Punks mariachi sneak attack and the Gulf of Mexico match. They end the video package with Punk winning the #1 contenders triple threat match last week.

-After the promo package they roll the usual opening credits.

-They hit play on Morrisons music and he makes his way to the ring for the WWE tag title match.

-Miz gets his own entrance as usual. Joey and Tazz hype Chavo vs. Punk for the title later.

-Dreamer and Delaney make their way out together. Maybe in a few minutes Colin will be able get his own entrance music?

MIZ & MORRISON VS. TOMMY DREAMER & COLIN DELANEY- WWE TAG TITLE MATCH

-Morrison and Dreamer start it off. Morrison gets Dreamer backed into their corner and tags in Miz. Dreamer goes off on both and slams Miz. He tags in Delaney who Tommy slams on The Miz. Delaney goes for a backslide, but Miz slides out and hits a clothesline. He drives some elbows into Colins shoulder then puts on an armbar variation. He gets to his feet, but Miz drives him into the turnbuckle and hits a jawbreaker. Morrison gets a tag and comes off with a springboard spin kick.

-Morrison hits a running boot to Delaney who was down on his knees and he rolls to the apron. Miz gets in a couple cheap shots and Morrison moves in on him. He slips away from John and makes the tag to Tommy. Dreamer hits a back body drop and a catapult sending Morrison into the turnbuckle. He gets him in the tree of woe and Dreamer ends up hitting a neckbreaker from the top. Morrison goes for a kick, but Dreamer catches the leg and works him into a texas cloverleaf. Morrison gets out of it and tags in Miz.

-Morrison quickly tags back in and they hit a double team gutbuster. Miz hits Delaney off the apron. Delaney on the outside grabs a chair and runs in swinging on Morrison and Miz! The ref calls for the bell and their DQd in 5:00.

***Morrison & Miz win by DQ in 5:00. (*).

-After the match Dreamer raises Delaneys hand up, but then has a talk with him. Dreamer doesnt seem to mind that Colin just cost them the chance to win the tag titles. Joey says Colin just snapped and decided he had enough of being pushed around.

-The Gold Standard makes his way to the ring. Joey talks about the MITB match at Mania.

-His opponent is Stevie Richards.

SHELTON BENJAMIN VS. STEVIE RICHARDS

-Stevie hits some chops in the corner and an irish whip that gets reversed. Richards leapfrogs Shelton in the corner and gets caught on his shoulder and Benjamin slams him down. Shelton goes to work on the arm driving his knee into it. He throws some fists for good measure before putting in a hammerlock, figure four style. Shelton gets on his feet and puts his weight over the top of him for leverage. Richards works it enough that Shelton decides to break it, but he goes right back to work. Richards with some fists to the gut that loosens the hold then he drives Benjamin into the turnbuckle. Shelton jumps to the top turnbuckle in a single bound, backwards! He dives off the top and Richards moves.

-Richards hits an enziguiri for 2. Richards goes for a tornado DDT from the top and Benjamin throws him off. Stevie comes running back at Shelton, but he catches him with the inverted bulldog and gets the 3.

***Benjamin ends Stevies undefeated return streak in 5:00. (*1/4).

-After the match Shelton says that at Wrestlemania their aint no stoppin him now.

-26 Days to Mania.

-Joey and Tazz talk about Bunny Mania and that Snoop will be the guest MC for the match.

-They head back to Raw to show us Marias playboy cover.

-Kofi is backstage hitting on Kelly Kelly. He says she could be a Playboy cover model too. She thinks hes sweet. Layla approaches as Kofi leaves. She doesnt appreciate how Kelly tried to disfigure her face last week. The girls end up throwing forearms! Its a pull apart brawl!

-They keep the heat hot as flames arise and Kanes ring bound.

-His opponent is James Curtis who is already in the ring.

-Palumbo comes to ringside. Tazz wonders why hes here. Joey says their scheduled to go one-on-one on Smackdown this Friday.

KANE VS. JAMES CURTIS

-As the match starts Palumbo keeps revving his engine. It doesnt matter to Kane who pounds the crap out of Curtis and hits him with a chokeslam about 30 seconds in that gets the win.

***Kane wins a squash in :30.

-The Raw Rebound greets us after the commercial break. Its the MMA battle between Hill and Big Show. Even in highlight package form they couldnt fix this terrible, awkward segment. Ill give them some credit and say they made it look a little more interesting.

-Tazz thinks Floyds boxing career may be in jeopardy. Joey says Estrada made a tag title match for next week between Delaney/Dreamer and Miz/Morrison. With extreme rules!

-They send it backstage to an interview with CM Punk. What, a backstage interview on ECW? Punk thinks Chavo is scared and hiding behind Vickie. He says he woke Chavo up by throwing him in the Gulf. He says you have to earn being champion and Chavo didnt earn it. Tonight hell earn it for a 2nd time.

-Chavo is on his way out after the break.

-Punk comes out next and its time for the main event.

CHAVO GUERRERO JR. VS. CM PUNK- ECW TITLE MATCH

-Punk gets in a side headlock and Chavo pushes him off. Punk hits a shoulder block and goes for the pin, but gets a 2 count. They now lock up and Punk gets him in the corner. They break it up and Chavo pushes Punk. He comes back with a kick and body slam then drops an elbow for 2. Chavo comes back and rings the arm, but Punk comes back and puts on an arm bar. Chavo gets out of it and bounces off the ropes running at Punk. Punk catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.

-Punk puts in a hammerlock and drives his knee into Chavos back. Chavo slips out and sweeps Punk down and puts in a side headlock. He takes him to the mat and wrenches on it as Punk fights to his feet. He lifts him up for what looked like would be a back suplex, but instead he hits a backbreaker out of it. Chavo comes back with european uppercuts. He gets Punk in the corner and throws some fists, but Punk brings them right back at him. Punk goes for the springboard clothesline and Chavo throws him off the top. Punk falls to the floor landing awkwardly on the apron. They head to commercial 6:00 in with Joey wondering if Punk can continue.

-Back from the break their back in the ring and Chavo is working on that leg. Punk kicks out of the leg hold and then hits a spin wheel kick while selling the leg injury. Chavo hangs the knee over the ropes and pulls on it from the outside. He hops back in and Punk catches him with some chops and a big forearm. Chavo pulls him down and drags him to the corner and goes outside again. He slams his leg into the ring post and gets back inside.

-Chavo kicks at Punks knee and he collapses on the mat. He works on the knee some more and CM Punk chants spread around the arena. Punk hits a headscissors out of the hold and kicks Chavo to the outside. Punk gets off the mat and hits a suicide dive on Chavo! Tazz says thats what the ECW title is all about. Chavo gets back inside and Punk goes up top hitting a clothesline on Chavo, but he cant get to the cover. Both guys back to their feet and Punk now hits a powerslam.

-Punk puts in an armbar and Chavo rolls though and into the ropes. Chavo trying to turn Punk over for a boston crab and Punk rolls him up for a 2 count. Chavo comes back with a series of kicks to Punks leg . Punk comes back and whips Chavo into the ropes and hits the running knee and bulldog combo for a near fall. Chavo comes back with a single legged boston crab and Punks trying to reach the rope. He got it.

-Chavo stalking Punk waiting for him to get up. Punk catches him in position for the GTS, but Punks knee gives out and Chavo goes for 3 amigos. On the 3rd attempt Punk turns it into a small package and gets a close fall! Chavo heads up top and Punk catches him. He hits a couple chops then goes for a superplex. Chavo crotches Punk and pushes him off. Chavo flies off the top and hits the frog splash and gets the win.

***Chavo retains the belt in 16:00. (**1/2).

Overall: The main event saved this show from being awful, and brought it up to mediocre.

I mentioned in my coverage as the show was moving along that I thought that with the way the show was moving Punk was going to win the belt. I edited it for time purposes to those who want to just read a recap, but wanted to mention it again here, because I didn't want to get called out by anyone thinking i'm trying to cover my ass.

It made little sense for Punk to win the belt tonight as I mentioned, but the way the show was moving made it seemed like it could happen, with Mania being Chavos rematch. They were putting what appeared to be a throw away show, which led me to the thought of them banking on Punk winning the belt as the only thing that mattered. Plus they were going to get 15+ minutes, which would seem to lead away from a screw job finish.

Once Punks leg got hurt when he was thrown to the outside though it became clear it wasnt to be. Now Punk has his out and reason for a rematch is how theyll move with it Id imagine. The saga continues.

Im not sure why theyd have Benjamin go over on Richards so soon, but Benji needs the boost and Im guessing thats the reason why. It hurts Richards though who could be a serviceable guy in the title picture. It doesnt make a ton of sense to me. I guess when your roster is thin enough, you only have so many choices. Hopefully this isnt a one time match and the beginning of a feud.

It was relatively obvious that Dreamer & Delaney wouldnt be winning the tag titles tonight so the way they went with it was fine. Now itll be an extreme rules title match next week, which heightens the level of the feuds intensity.

Its a real waste of time to bring the making of a Smackdown feud to ECW. Especially one with Palumbo.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

Whose review is that? Must be a real smark because the reviews on WO.com and PWInsider are much more positive - going as far to say that this was the best Punk vs Chavo match so far.

Symphony Of Destruction · Metal Mod

I want Punk to be in the M.I.T.B match this year. I think he's progressed about as much as he can in ECW. They should throw him into the Smackdown mix. Give him a nice U.S title reign then see about having him in the main event picture by this time next year.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

WWE sent out a mobile alert today stating that Mike Knox is now in line for an ECW Title shot.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

This was be the same Mike Knox who was recently invovled in the steroid scandal? Great! Talent gets ignored but WWE pushes a troublemaker instead!

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Anyone say Randy Orton????

Man In Black · Anime Mod

Trashing a hotel bathroom is a bit different than having a steroid stash made public during a time when the company is under scrutiny for their Wellness Policy.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Or defecating in a Divas Handbag?

Man In Black · Anime Mod

Well, that is apprently open to debate as to whether it is true or not but it was a few years back, and Orton is only getting his big push now.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

Former TNA star Wildcat Chris Harris debuted on ECW last night as Braden Walker. A couple of interesting blunders from the smarks who review the ECW show on F4Wonline:

No 1:

Teddy Long is backstage with Tiffany. Tiffany says she has an idea for next week, but Armando Estrada interrupts. He wants his job back, but first, he has to beat ECW's newest acquisition: Braden Walker. I have no idea who this guy is (he's not on FCW's website), but he looks like the fat love child of Chuck Palumbo and Chris Harris.

Maybe because he is Chris Harris?

No 2:

Backstage, Armando Estrada asked for his job back. I must have dreamt that horrible match between him and Atlas Ortiz last week then. Long gave Estrada another chance to get an ECW contract if he defeated Braden Walker. Walkers first promo on WWE television came in the form of a knock-knock joke. You may know Walker better as TNAs James Storm.

Braden Walker v. Armando Estrada

I do not watch TNA because of the horrible reviews their product gets, so this is my first chance to ever see Storm/Walker wrestle. Hes reputed to be pretty good in spite of whatever absurd booking obstacles he had to overcome in TNA.

Keep up the good work fellas....

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

You on F4W online as a paying member? Tell Anchor we say hi. I understand he is a big celebrity on there nowadays.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

Good god no. I wouldn't pay for that plus most of the news gets leaked elsewhere anyway.

Totoro101 · Movie Executive Producer

Anchor of TWCForums fame?

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Indeed yes. He also has a user on here and drifts by occasionally.