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Ok so if you're pissed off about anything shove the boy in here. We might not be able to advise you or offer you real sympathy but hey the thought is there, right? lol I'll Start.


Work Sucks, women are confusing and it sucks that it's dark by 4.30 now a days. (not much of a rant granted but I'm pretty serene atm)



-- Edited by Symphony_of_destruction at 10:41, 2006-11-07

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Ive just gone back to work after 6 months off and the new manager is a ****ing bitch!


AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!


I feel a bit better now (until tomorrow)



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Where do you work dude?

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I work in a resturant as an assistant manager but while ive been off shes come in and just took over its does my ****ing head in. Think im leaving tho to go uni to study to be a vet.

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Cool man. The world needs Vets more than they need restraunt managers. (not that being a restraunt manager isn't a noble profession)


I work for the D.W.P at the minute but I hope to save up enough to finish my A-level in Psychology. there might not be a concrete job at the end but I wanna work for social services if I can.



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One of my old school mates works for them now he really enjoys it. Not sure what he does tho.


Whats D.W.P?



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The D.W.P stands for
The Department for Works and Pentions
Boring work but it keeps me in guitars and beer lol

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I kinda thought thats what it was but was a little unsure.

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My rant is................I'm sick of being hungover ha. Alot of drink the last four days, none tonight so hopefully start to feel better.

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Had another run in with the freaking manager. She a stupid cow!

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I'm hungover as **** because I stayed out drinking 'til 3am last night.
It was a grindcore night at the mandrake,
I also wish I never ate that cheese and chips last night.
I'm gagging for a poo now   

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You gotta say tho, the beer dump is the best dump you'll ever have!

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Carlito_cool wrote:

You gotta say tho, the beer dump is the best dump you'll ever have!

Oh God yes. I was on T'Guinness last night so I'm expecting a dark Brown/Black Poop Typhoon today lol

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There the best poo's ever - FACT!


Well since this is the rant thread.


I got to go to work soon and if that bitch starts shes gonna get a right gob full.



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Bro, Just do what I did when I was a chef.


Get someone on the kitchen team to ask her if she wants a cup of coffee then offer to make it.
As you're making it whilst the kettle is boiling put the teaspoon in between your arse cheeks and nob rim the cup. Then make the coffee and pull the spoon out of your arse and stur it and leave the spoon in there.


It sounds sick I know but my manager acused me of nicking from the cellar. I mean I was drunk in work sometimes but it was the head chef doing the nicking.


Anyway do that and redemption thy name will be carlito!



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Damn that is a bit sick but hey what have i got to lose??

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Carlito_cool wrote:

There the best poo's ever - FACT!


Well since this is the rant thread.


I got to go to work soon and if that bitch starts shes gonna get a right gob full.




I find you can increase the status of the guiness dump with a few days eating corn. Its a black and yellow party.

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Condeets wrote:


Carlito_cool wrote:



There the best poo's ever - FACT!



Well since this is the rant thread.



I got to go to work soon and if that bitch starts shes gonna get a right gob full.






I find you can increase the status of the guiness dump with a few days eating corn. Its a black and yellow party.

**Thinks about trying it**

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ARGGHHHHHH!!! My TVs died!!!!!

Huge problem when the main part of your website is reviewing DVDS!!!!!

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Missed a night at the bar even though my flu has cleaned up....Well thats what I told myself until I collapsed and fell asleep for a while.


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Women!!! Grrr I'm Quite drunk and I've come to the conclusion that they all walk around with their heads in their arses and Don't know a good thing when they see it.

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Whats up dude? You been blown out?

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Na man I chased the wrong bird. seems like she's a lesbian and I got kinda drunk and tried to start a fist fight with some chav kids. it was a mess lol but I have Led Zeppelin, Beer and Band practice tonight so I'll be finnne Thanx for the consern though Carlito dude.

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Symphony_of_destruction wrote:

Na man I chased the wrong bird. seems like she's a lesbian and I got kinda drunk and tried to start a fist fight with some chav kids. it was a mess lol but I have Led Zeppelin, Beer and Band practice tonight so I'll be finnne Thanx for the consern though Carlito dude.


LMAO


Another 90 quids worth?



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Na dude I was on the Sambuca last night. Truely Evil stuff. I woke up like a bear with a sore head lol.

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Damn it why are none of the cool people online :( (mattitude and carlito that means you :P) lol


How can I adiquately skive work if no one's here to chat to? :P



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Late for a Blood Test today at my doctors...

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Damn man, nothing too harsh I hope.

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Just the usual get off your ass from watching films and DVDs and do some exercise crap so they are checking cholestorol and stuff...  No worries

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Oh that old one. well, like I always say "It's better to be happy and fat than skinny and a tw@t"  and it rhymes which means it must be true.

-- Edited by Symphony_of_destruction at 11:34, 2006-11-13

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I wish I was going to RAW :(

Just been into Manchester and it sucked having to come home

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The Forum's too quiet :( I miss you guys :P

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Carlito is in the house! Hes returned from, well i dont know where hes back!!

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Wooooo *chants* Carrrlito, Carrrrlito, Carrrlito!!!!!



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Hows it hanging dude? Anyway ive told the bitch at work to stick her job and im leaving on the 20th December. Coz im assistant manager i have to give 5 weeks notice! Bummer

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That's harsh man what you gonna do?


Less of a rant more me marking out like a 2 yeard old on "those" blue smarties
I'm going to see TOTO in bristol academy in march!!!!


alkk;asdk;bns;oghcvnb/slkdfnvb';oastg!!!!!!! Too excited for words. I think I'm going to soil my underwear



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Think im gonna have the 2 wks off over xmas and look for another job. If i drop on a job then thatll be good otherwise ill enjoy my 2 wks off.


 


TOTO - should be wicked!



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Well it's always good to have Christmas off, plus if all else fails least you've got micromanagement skills under your belt.


My Rant


I'm Hungry, It's Raining and Sunny at the same ****ing time, I left My wallet at home, It's just been sprung on me that I'm working 'til 5 today.
Symphony is not a Happy Bunny



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Just had a 1 2 1 with my boss and had a major row with him over it. The guys a ****. And I know him outside work too!!

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Im gonna cry, miscalculated pay day!! Im not sure i can get to London for tomorrow night now!!!!

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dreddcucumber wrote:

Im gonna cry, miscalculated pay day!! Im not sure i can get to London for tomorrow night now!!!!

Whoops!! Rant a bit more. If its any consolation i have a meeting with 2 area managers from the company i work for that should be fun.

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I have lived in my house since we bought it new, now 6 years down the line a gas man has just told me we need a new boiler because the old one is dangerous!!  Minumum £1000 replacement!

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Im getting a plane in 9 days and I really ****ing hate them, I plan to drink my tits off before I get on the 9hrs of hell

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Im getting a plane in 9 days and I really ****ing hate them, I plan to drink my tits off before I get on the 9hrs of hell


Where you off to then?

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First my TV dies, then the boiler gets condemned.  Now my car engine needs replacing!!!  Arrgghhh!!!!

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First my TV dies, then the boiler gets condemned.  Now my car engine needs replacing!!!  Arrgghhh!!!!

Dude thats not a good day. I just paid out 3700quid for some new windows

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Urgh, my house is so badly ergonomically designed. Really, it's such an annoyance.

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This ****ing thread is a disgrace to rants everywhere.

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My band split up. irreconsilable diffrences. If that ****ing lead guitarist steals even one of my riffs for any of my lyrics and I swear I'll do a mustaine and kick the **** in the throat. God Damn son of a bitch. How dare that winey mother ****er call ME unstable. I carried both their asses. for months, let them be gay gym spot monkeys I'll have to find myself some more bristolians that aren't so worried about watching each other sweat in the gym and showering in the gym together. bloody ponces.



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Well Im a vocalist so yoou find a rythm G a Bassist and a drummer and were rollling dude.  Practices could be intresting being as Im in kent!

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