The Chronicles of Hulkamania

Man In Black · Anime Mod

The Chronicles of Hulkamania

Totoro101 · Movie Executive Producer

RE: Hogan's at it again.....

Mollison · 500 Club Member

God know's those two have the connections and acumen in "the business" to do it. But the lack of free agent talent will be the biggest stumbling block. I can only see them raiding lower-mid card performers from WWE and TNA and maybe some average MMA guys. Unless they throw a load of money at a couple of the WWE big guns they wont get enough interest.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

PWInsider.com:

The Hulk Hogan-Eric Bischoff promotion that Hogan discussed in the/ UK Sun/ last week isn't actually a "promotion" in the traditional sense of the word, but instead is a TV pitch that the duo have shopped around to a number of networks under the Bischoff-Hervey Productions company banner. The pitch is for a "reality" series featuring celebrities training and performing as professional wrestlers. A similar series was launched a few years back in Great Britain and failed miserably, although the "wrestling" portion of the show was closer to "American Gladiators" than anything involving professional wrestling.

At this point, CMT are the front runners for carrying the show and are currently in negotiations to bring the property to their network. That is likely what Hogan was referring to while speaking to /The Sun./ Jason Hervey was handling some pre-production work last week in regard to the series. There's no word yet on what names, wrestling or otherwise, may be involved in the series beyond Hogan himself. It would appear that the other grandiose statements made by Hogan during the interview were likely an attempt to garner the attention of WWE as they put together the card for Wrestlemania XXIV in Orlando, Florida.

Bischoff-Hervey Productions currently produce the entertaining Scott Baio reality series on VH-1 and are also working on a similar reality project involving Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst as well.

I imagine a US version would be truer to the format of celebs trying wrestling but it will break what little bit of kayfabe is left in the business. But with the Hulkster involved, will they only learn how to rip a t-shirt and about politicking each other?

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

And Hogan's At It Again for a whole new reason...

"Former wrestling champion HULK HOGAN cheated on his wife with a female family friend, according to a shocking new tabloid expose. Christiane Plante, a 33 year old pal of the couple's daughter Brooke, has confessed to her affair with the 54-year-old - whose real name is Terry Bollea. National Enquirer claims the affair took place while the family were shooting reality show Hogan Knows Best last year (07), before Bollea and his wife Linda split. Plante - who once worked for Brooke's record label - opened up about the affair to Brooke, 19, before writing a confession to the tabloid. She reveals, "My relationship with Terry began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. "Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong. "Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologising for my actions. "I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend." Bollea and his wife are currently battling over details of their divorce, amid claims the lycra-clad grappler tried to trick Linda into signing a post-nuptial agreement."

My favorite part of that report was 'shocking tabloid expose' and 'National Enquirer'

EDIT - Brooke Hogan has responded

Brooke Hogan had the following to say on her MySpace in response to her friend having an affair with her father:

"When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth betrays you together, you could maybe find it in yourself to forgive one day, but you will never forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you.

-- Edited by Darth Mattitude at 17:39, 2008-02-28

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

For those of you who might be intrested here is a picture of the aforementioned Harlot.

Totoro101 · Movie Executive Producer

Im sad to say this but the Hulkster is a complete ass.The man is arrogant,selfish and a lying cheat.What a horrible let down for me because shamefully i was a huge hulkamaniac as a kid but now its quite clear what a compete prat he really is.You cant help but feel for Brooke and her mum.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Well Nick Hogan got sentenced for the road acident and got 8 months plus 500 hours community serivce... Woah...

In addition to the jail time, which begins immediately, Bollea, 17, was sentenced to 5 years probation, during which he will serve 500 hours of community service, not be allowed to drink any alcohol and have his driver's license revoked for 3 years.
"I think there is an understanding of what happened, and there is a sense of acceptance of responsibility," the judge said, explaining his decision. "There is nothing that the court can impose that is close to what John has dealt with or will have to deal with as he moves forward."
Leaving the courthouse, Bollea's family did not address reporters. His attorneys did say that Bollea was "happy" with the sentence, and happy that the case was finished.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

This is just ridiculous...but it is Hogan so....:

Court: Hogan Should Have Removed Do-Rag

TBO Staff Report

Published: May 10, 2008

CLEARWATER - Even at the most wrenching of moments, as Hulk Hogan testified for his son, his trademark bandana covered his head.

But the formal black bandana he wore normally would not have been allowed in the courtroom, said Ron Stuart, public information officer for the Sixth Judicial Circuit.

Bailiffs did not ask Hogan to remove his trademark head cover after he showed up late, saying "it would have caused a big scene to have him take it off," Stuart said.

"Technically he shouldn't have been allowed to wear it," Stuart said. "But normally bailiffs do those things when people are coming in, and there was just so much going on that it wasn't noticed in time."

The circuit has no formal dress code, "it's just no hats or caps are allowed in the courtroom," he said.

Perhaps they were worried the bright lights reflecting off Hogan's bald pate would blind everyone in the court room.

Totoro101 · Movie Executive Producer

that pic of the hulkster makes me chuckle ^-^...

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Aparantly Nick Hogan is complaining about life behind bars... What did he expect? Paris Hilton style treatment?

According to Page Six, Nick Hogan isnt doing well behind bars. Hulk Hogans 17 year old son began serving his eight-month jail sentence on May 9, but he hasnt grown accustom to life in jail yet.

Nicks doing really bad. Hes struggling to even form a sentence, one friend said. They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didnt understand how awful jail really is until now.

We can assume Nick is doing better than his victim, John Graziano. Graziano, a former marine, has remained comatose since the drunk driving accident last August that sent Nick to jail.

And then there's more....

TAMPA - Only hours after being sentenced to eight months in county jail for the reckless driving that left his friend John Graziano severely brain damaged for life, Nick Hogan, son of wrestler Hulk Hogan, was on the phone sobbing to his mother, Linda Bollea."I'm sorry to call you crying," Nick Hogan says."No, its okay," his Mom responds.In the phone calls, Hogan complained about being held in a one man cell, which is required by jail policy because he is a minor."I'm going crazy in this room," Hogan says. "It's like half the size of my bathroom, no windows or nothing, with just one little top-bed thing.""Oh my god! I mean solitary confinement, is that what they do to like what, triple-x criminals, I mean, its like, for a car accident? Jesus!" Linda Hogan exclaims.Hogan repeatedly complains that a solitary cell was not what his lawyer promised, and he seems unaware that appealing his eight-month jail sentence could mean up to five years in prison if he were to be convicted."Had I known this, I would have rather gone to trial, or I would rather, you know, appeal the case or something, because like, I can't deal with this for eight months," Hogan says.Nick's mother tries to turn the conversation to more pleasant things, saying she is planning to move to California. "Where do you want to live in California, you sure about that?" she asks."Down by the beach," Hogan says."Maybe even in Malibu," Linda responds.There are calls from Hulk Hogan. In one, he tells his son he's handling jail better than he could.Dad: "I'm very proud of you brother, very, very proud of you," Hulk Hogan says. On the phone, Nick Hogan tells his mother his release date is set for October, with nearly three months credit, if he behaves and follows jail rules.

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Boo Hoo to Nick. Maybe he shouldn't have nearly killed his co passenger and left him as an invalid.

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

RE: The Chronicles of Hulkamania

Totoro101 · Movie Executive Producer

It kills me to know what a total moron the Hulkster is outside of the ring..i was a major hulkamaniac when i was a small kid but now,the guy makes me sick,and the comment reguarding "god punishing the kid" referring to who nick hurt in the crash was disgusting.Man what a joke of a man.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

It gets worse, Brooke was involved in a car accident yesterday, when - get the irony - a speeding car tried to overtake her, lost control and hit her car.

It never rains...

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Even more phone conversations...

TMZ.COM continued to post phone calls between Nick and his dad Hulk Hogan and with them knowing that conversations are taped, they must not be very wise considering the amount of crap they're talking about. In one of the
conversations, Hulk and Nick basically trash Linda. Hogan was saying how he's putting money in the phone, starting with over $100 just to talk to Nick while Linda only put $25 and Nick says "She's down to $6 again." "That's ridiculous dude, I don't get it," Hogan adds. "And she spends $10 million on lawyers!" Nick complained how when his mom calls she puts him on the phone with everyone else but barely talks to him. "I said mom God dammit quit putting me on the phone with other people," he tells his dad. The second call is quite simply impossible to decode as the father and son keep talking in some weird code that only they could understand. Maybe Nick is turning into Michael Scofield and planning his own prison break! The other call - also between the two - has Nick explaining that for the next hearing he's going to put his jail jumpsuit for the sympathy factor and Hulk said he won't be there since it would be too high profile and they don't want the media. "Don't tell her to be there, Jesus Christ," said Hogan when referring to Linda. The two also talk about a possible transfer of Nick to a different
place. (Thanks to Colin Vassallo)

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Some rather bad news and hideous video...

The Graziano family has released video footage of John Graziano's daily rehabilitation in the hospital. We've all known he's been in a coma and has a hole in a head, but no one mentioned how freaking huge the hole is. The footage appeared on Nancy Grace midweek with the hole pixelated and, well, uh, I just saw the unpixelated version. It's goddamn insane and really puts Hulk Hogan's "God wants John in a coma to make him a better person" comment in a whole other light. A bright, bleached, asinine "Wow, what a dick" light. No wonder the Hulk got death threats from John's brother. In fact, I'm about to give him a death threat:

Terry... you cocksucka... I will pee in your moustache... all your money won't help you now... unless you buy a moustache shield... um... sucker of cocks, Luke, I'm your father.

Go easy on me. It's my first time.

WARNING: Uncensored video after the jump contains disturbing images unless you're the sort of person who finds gaping head wounds divine.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

That is just tragic.

Mollison · 500 Club Member

Dear Lord! Is Hogan seriously that deluded?! I'll stop there or I'll get reprimanded for my language but the guy is a....

Best wishes to the victim.

Totoro101 · Movie Executive Producer

As much as a twat Hulk is,i cant imagine he really meant intent with his words,probably thoughtless talk by the guy in support of his son but thats not an excuse.People are critising him left right and center at the moment but it was Hulk driving the car,it was his idiotic son.While his words are inexcusable,its tough to imagine what they are going through.Nothing on what the Graziano family are though, tragic story indeed.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

From the file marked "Oh the irony":

Totoro101 · Movie Executive Producer

Even more trouble for the hulkster...

CLEARWATER - Linda Bollea says her estranged husband, former wrestler Hulk Hogan, is stalking her, and she wants the judge handling their divorce to stop him, according to court documents filed Monday.

In February, Pinellas-Pasco Circuit Judge George Greer approved an order giving Linda Bollea and the couple's children exclusive use of the couple's Belleair mansion and their beach condominium. Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, was not supposed to enter either.

Since then, however, according to the motion filed Monday, Hogan has driven to both places and waited outside off the properties for Linda Bollea and her guests, she says in the motion. She also accuses him of following her and her guests when they leave.

She has called police, but when Hogan is confronted, he tells officers he is only "passing by" or "running errands," the motion says.

"Husband has a history of violence towards the Wife and is capable of attacking Wife at any moment," the motion says. "As recently as the past month, the Husband has engaged in public verbal assaults on the Wife in her presence and in the presence of onlookers."

"Husband clearly understands the mandates of the Court Order and is intentionally "pushing the boundaries" with respect to his rights pertaining to the marital and beach houses," the motion says. "However, Husband is violating the spirit of the Order and antagonizing the wife by parking on the border of the property and following Wife and her guests."

Bollea wants Greer to amend the original order to stop what she believes are acts of stalking. A hearing is set for Tuesday.

Hogan's attorney, Ann Kerr, was not available for comment.

By stephen Thomas | The Tampa Tribune

-- Edited by Totoro101 at 16:55, 2008-07-04

Man In Black · Anime Mod

Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania starts stalking you?

Creepfnshow · On The Casting Couch

How utterly pathetic.

Hogans idiot son should be horsewhipped and then made to watch hogans early work with big john studd, that would soon sort him out.

As for Hogan, he could write a book called 'How to ruin your legacy and public image in eight easy steps'

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

That many?

Man In Black · Anime Mod

In news that would appeal to no-one:

The New York Daily News /reported that today that Brooke Hogan is considering posing for Playboy.

Remember when Brooke was in Maxim and "Hogan Knows Best" had Hulk running around buying all the copies of the magazine so people wouldn't see his daughter dressed in scantily clad clothing?

Desperate times call for desperate measures....

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Are you kidding me? Wouldn't she be more suited to a transexxual magazine?

Man In Black · Anime Mod

As long as Hulk isn't the one applying the oil to Brooke's body like he is here:

Mollison · 500 Club Member

THAT IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!

Even by Terry's standards!

Symphony Of Destruction · Metal Mod

INCEST! gotta love it lol. Are we sure that's Brooke though, tha would be highly F'd up

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

More from the Hogan family drama centre....

The drama in the Hogan family continues to escalate as Linda Bollea is trying to use an old signed legal affidavit from Brooke which says that Hulk abused Linda both physically and verbally. Brooke's representative has said that she later regretted her decision to sign it and asked authorities for her affidavit not to be filed in court. Brooke said that she signed the papers "under significant pressure" from her mother and after she learned
all the facts she realized the mistake of signing it. Linda is trying to nail her soon-to-be ex husband by telling the court that he abused her and is doing everything in her power to land him in more trouble. A statement from Brooke's camp said, "Brooke Bollea is distressed at the latest efforts by mother Linda to fracture the family. This time they let leak out an old
document that Brooke signed filled with exaggerations and fabrications about father Terry's behavior during the marriage. The months-old document was signed by Brooke at a time when she was upset with her father." Meanwhile,
Brooke herself said that while she loves her mom and hope that one day she reconciles with her, using her kids as pawns in the divorce battle is awful. "Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much
harder for us to ever have a relationship again." The mother and daughter are not on speaking terms at the moment. (thanks to Colin Vassallo)

Mollison · 500 Club Member

OK, so this probably belongs in the post a pic of yourself thread. But...

My HHH/Hogan tribute beard! Don't worry, it wont be around long!

Symphony Of Destruction · Metal Mod

Very Lemmie Mr Mollison, I like it :).

I wish I could grow facial hair as fast as you :(.

Mollison · 500 Club Member

No you don't. Thats 3 weeks growth. Do you know how many razors I get through!

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Well Mr Hogan has garnered a challenge to his manliness, will he reply...? Whadda think bruttha?

The letter below explains why the video was made and is the same letter that was left for Hogan at his house!

August 8, 2008
ROAD TO REDEMPTION
Hulk Hogan,

First of all this is not a threat but merely a challenge and an opportunity to begin to redeem yourself and your reputation! My name is Tako, family man, and friend to many. I am nowhere as famous as yourself, the icon and hero to so many young and old. But nonetheless, I am well respected to those who know me, never once putting myself before others and always being considerate of all, while raising my children with the same values. Your son Nick, was convicted of driving drunk with his best friend John Graziano as a passenger on August 26, 2007. He wrecked your car leaving John Graziano in a coma. During your jail visit with Nick, he cried to you that he can’t take it anymore. Instead of telling him to "man up" and remind him that after his 8 month sentence, he will be walking out on his own two feet, you proceeded to kiss his ass and make references to Nick that John "made his own bed and has to sleep in it. " Meanwhile, John is more than likely sentenced to spend the rest of his life in a coma and if he does recover, chances are he will have massive brain damage and other neurological problems. Lets not forget what his family is living with every day while their son lay comatose.

The tapes released by the prison and heard by the public brought embarrassment and humiliation to your name and reputation. You have disgraced yourself with your comments to me and many others, both young and old, and who looked up to you, including my twelve year-old son. Now to the point. I will challenge you to a cage match (not WWE style (scripted)). Rather I challenge you to a UFC style (reality match) fight. I am not a professional fighter, nor did I ever claim to be. I am merely a man of principal, respect and honor. I am 5 ft 11 inches tall and weigh 240 pounds, much smaller and lighter than yourself. Perhaps I may be a bit more crazy than a normal person in asking for this match given your superior size and experience in the ring . If you accept this challenge, I will give you and I two months to get ready for this fight. More importantly it will us time to promote this from the day it is signed. Meanwhile, the proceeds from this event will be arranged to go to John Graziano’s family for past, present, and future medical bills. I will allow you to pick the venue if you wish and I am sure between all the people you know this could generate a great deal of money and corporate interest for this event and its charitable intentions. This will be an opportunity for you to begin to redeem yourself and clear your name of any wrongdoing for your negligent and irresponsible comments.

I will go one step further and donate for raffle a custom Sickasso pro street chopper if I lose. However, here is the catch: if you loose, you are to purchase the bike at cost and donate it for raffle towards John Graziano’s medical expenses. As I see it, this can make you look like the hero you claim to be, and do something good for a young man and his family whose life has been destroyed by your son’s recklessness. Of course we will have our attorneys draft all the proper documents, which will include mutual releases of liability for both of us. This is the opportunity to have the most meaningful event of your career. I will anxiously await your reply.

Tako
Sickasso Cycle Creations.
Cell 954-214-1710

P.S. Copies of the taped video in front of your South Beach home will be distributed to numerous news stations, radio stations, WWE, UFC and You Tube. Click here to view video.

LETS SEE IF YOU "MAN UP"
OR
"IF THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE"

Symphony Of Destruction · Metal Mod

ok, that's slightly random. I would like to see it though. That guy could blatantly kill hogan in a Cage his Legs are shot.

I dunno what that dude has got to do wih the whole situation though, he just wants publicity.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

Um....okay....

Mollison · 500 Club Member

Well the Bulkster does have a challenge... For the A.O.Y. 2008 title! (Thats Arse Of The Year by the way!

Mollison · 500 Club Member

For the love of...

Hulk Hogans new reality show, Hulk Hogans Celebrity Championship Wrestling, will debut Oct. 18 at 8 p.m. ET on CMT. The series will feature eight one-hour episodes with Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, ButterBean, Trishelle Cannatella, Erin Murphy, Frank Stallone, Dennis Rodman, Dustin Diamond, Nikki Ziering and Tiffany all competing to become the Celebrity All-Star Wrestling Champion in front of a live audience.

So he hasn't spoken to Roddy Piper about Celeb Wrestling then...

Man In Black · Anime Mod

I doubt if Hogan is talking to Piper period...

Totoro101 · Movie Executive Producer

Apart from Rodman and Diamond,havent heard of any of the others at all.Will probably be a terrible show though i do have an odd urge to see Screech (dustin) get beaten up a little bit ^-^.

Mollison · 500 Club Member

Yeah I think we've all thought about doin that at some point!

Especially in later series when he was the heads PA...

-- Edited by Mollison at 20:26, 2008-08-20

Creepfnshow · On The Casting Couch

danny bonaduce is f'n nuts...i'll be surprised if he doesn't seriously injure someone

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Totty you've never heard of these people??

Todd Bridges- From The Cosby Show, The oldest son.

ButterBean - Superheavyweight Boxer battered Bart Gunn in the Brawl For All

Erin Murphy - Acterss best known for Bewitched

Frank Stallone - Sly's brother???

Nikki Ziering - Best known for getting naked in American Pie 2

Tiffany - Former Pop Princess (I think we're alone now) and Playboy centrefold.

Well at least Butterbean and Frank surely...?

Totoro101 · Movie Executive Producer

To be honest,i never new Sly had a brother and i do remember butterbean now after you said about the brawl for all.The others i have no idea who they are ^-^.

Man In Black · Anime Mod

Er... a couple of corrections there DM:

Todd Bridges - Was Willis in Diff'rent Strokes not The Cosby Show

Nikki Ziering - Playboy centrefold and it was American Pie : The Wedding she was in not AP 2.

And Danny Bonaduce was in the Partridge Family then went on to become a talk show host, trained in martial arts, did some boxing and is a celebrity reality show regular. He also did this to Johnny Fairplay at an award show:

-- Edited by Man In Black at 14:41, 2008-08-22

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

I realised that with Bridges but got confused and typed Cosby. They were all interchangeable anyway.

American Pie's ,3 etc. were all the same to me....

D'oh!!

Man In Black · Anime Mod

Perhaps if you weren't so hell bent on reclaiming your lead with the post counts you would have paid more attention to what you were typing!

Darth Mattitude · The Dark Admin

Says you...

Man In Black · Anime Mod

It's here - the trailer for Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Wrestling show:

http://www.hulkhogan.com/

You have to select the bottom video from the three "Chose A Video" options.

I have to say that it looks MUCH better then the abortion that was the UK Celebrity Wrestling which had no wrestling in it at all. Although, calling Brutus Beefcake & Brian Knobbs "two legendary wrestling coaches" is a case for the trades description act....

Totoro101 · Movie Executive Producer

Leslie and Knobbs as 2 legendary wrestling coaches? cant say i have high hopes for the trainess if these guys are going to be teaching them..Looks better then our drivel we had over here but still will no doubt be pretty awful viewing.