That it would be sir!

-- Edited by Man In Black at 20:33, 2008-01-24

No guesses at this one? Quite a popular song from the late 90's by an American band who's lead singer has a famous actor for a brother.

It is 'Take A Picture' by Filter, who's singer Richard Patrick is the brother of Robert 'T-1000/Agent Doggett' Patrick



Great song, but maybe a bit tricky.

Wow, I thought it got higher than that, it certainly had a lot of airplay at the time! Oh well, here a dead easy one!

Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The car had smashed so hard

As I know I am right and Doctor doesn't seem to be too quick in telling me so, I'll just go ahead and post the next lyrics.

She pulled my pants to half-mast
I said hurry Miss Sin
You gonna make me late for math class
The way she praised my balls was vicious
Now thats what I like to call sacrilegious

-- Edited by NymVette at 19:10, 2008-01-31

no it is from a song, one that I have mentioned on this forum previously too.

Gym Class Heroes - As Cruel As School Children

crap. bum. I can't remember. Give me a tick i'll figure it out. (Goes to find his iPod)

++EDIT++
Right it's Scandalous Scholastics

-- Edited by Darth Mattitude at 18:29, 2008-02-04

Man In Black wrote:

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Those lyrics aren't real surely?

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Yes they are the lyrics, it is a really good song. The best on the album, but I don't think it will be released as a single.

Anyway DM is correct, so it is his turn.

While we are on dodgy lyrics....


Are we being too loud?

Yeah are we bothering someone?

Oh, no, not at all, kids!
You keep doing what you're doing.

Yeah! Louder!

You're not allowed to be loud
At the library
At the art museum
Or at a play
But when you and your partner
Are doing the nasty
Don't behave like you're
At the ballet!
Cause you can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love

Making sweet, sweet love

Don't let the neighbors
Stop you from havin' fun,
They'll have peace and quiet
When youre good and done.

OK so no clue, but with a bit of cheating I have the answer.

It is from a Musical, Avenue Q

You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want

Do I wait for Dm to tell me I am correct or just assume I am because I cheated?

Here is a song you probably won't get, so I will post all the lyrics and give you a couple hints.

It is a parody of Complicated by Avril Lavigne and the artist is famous for doing parody songs.

Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came

Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced

Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say

In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide

Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no

Actually it is called 'The Complicated Song' but I'll accept your answer as it is by Weird Al Yankovic.

Your Turn Mollison

ANGLE'S SON - strait up

OK here is my song ive been devious this was a No1 hit in the Uk and europe in 1987 and again 1992 (olympic year big clue)

Un sueño me envolvió
Tal vez estás aquî
Un instinto me guiaba
El me habló de ti
el canto vuela

correct and the opera singer was monserrat caballe

Dragonforce - through the fire and the flames

Cracking song

Thieves in the night rob you blind
With surgical precision
You can't evade the eye in the sky
He got facial recognition
Paranoia on every street
It's hard to stay alive
Never know when you'll feel the heat
Before it takes your life

I know I did that with "Angel's Son", but that was actually about a quater of Dragonforce, without any mention of the title! But thanks for the pointer MIB.

Sorry MiB, you misunderstood me. I was admitting my error in that song, but defending my quote from the Dragonforce song that followed. Hope that clears it up.

:O I don't listen to nu metal.

It was a theme for a WWE event quite recently. Sweet band too, think AC/DC rip off...

No idea....

I thought you listened to chart music Eve? Its a recent No2 hit thats been played everywhere!

Never heard of The Script and I don't know Eve's "easy" one either....